Nothing gold can stay

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*

i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift

What do you mean “servings per container”?

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.

That I will eat.

Right now.

By myself.

my sister told me I have champagne dreams on a kool aid budget